zeldathemes
Broken hopes and shattered dreams
Savi- terrible writer, comedian, artist, and person. But at least I like cool video games and art and anime and shit. I have dreams and hopes, of which none will be fulfilled.
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koujaboy

  #dmmd    #KOUJABOY I TELL EM WOAH  

mermen-in-my-teacup:

Fish Children AU Part 4

Part 1 Part 2 / Part 3 /

Several people have been asking if we had any more fish children AU and I remembered I had this in my drafts for like a year! We totally didn’t skip the really sad part or anything

  #free    #crossover    #SUSHI  

mermen-in-my-teacup:

Fish Children AU Part 3

Part 1 / Part 2/ Part 3/ Part 4

You know it’s coming. 

Me and Vy are plotting everything, we’re not sorry.

  #free    #crossover    #mpreg why    #b ut thats not okay  

vythefirst:

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

  #free    #crossover    #IS THIS MPREG    #JESUS CHRIST    #PRETENDING ITS NOT  

vythefirst:

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

I-I CAN EXPLAIN (NO I CAN’T)

BRIT’S AND MY FREE! WOLF’S CHILDREN!AU AHAHA CRIESSS

  #free    #crossover    #i dont trust this  

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

thats bullshit but tbh frozen grapes are the best 

ukaku:

CAN HE CHILL FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

tsukiyama is like a goddamn three year old 

full of energy, emotions, and throws hissy fits when he doesn’t get what he wants, and tantrums when people touch stuff he’s convinced himself belongs to him regardless of the true owner

  #tokyou ghoul    #this asshole  
etchporn:

teamwork is important (❛ヮ❛ ✿)

etchporn:

teamwork is important (❛ヮ❛ ✿)

  #free    #nsfw    #wow  

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

lucyheartfilialover:


IF I DIE YOUNG
BURY ME IN ANIME
LAY ME DOWN ON A
BED OF SHOUJOU
SINK ME IN THE RIVER AT DAWN
SEND ME AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A THEME SONG

I’ll be taking that.

lucyheartfilialover:

IF I DIE YOUNG

BURY ME IN ANIME

LAY ME DOWN ON A

BED OF SHOUJOU

SINK ME IN THE RIVER AT DAWN

SEND ME AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A THEME SONG

I’ll be taking that.

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

  #tokyo ghoul    #uta    #ily  

kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG



Neko