video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
in the new fairly oddparents movie
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
This is fantastic.
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
"Date a girl that reads."
DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO KANEKI KEN?
"Date a boy that reads."
*POINTS AT KANEKI* DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM???
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
hi tumblr! let’s talk about this nifty concept called “harassment.”
so harassment is this thing where you continue to bother a person against their will.
that’s all it is.
yes, continuing to reblog someone’s posts when they’ve asked you to stop is harassment.
sending them messages when they’ve asked you to stop is harassment.
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
Do you guys remember that time Tsukiyama realized he was gay and just decked the shit out of two women
fuck my morals, that was fucking hilarious
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week